retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Sludge Content

Where you are enjoying multiple things at once.

There is a lot of sludge content on Tik Tok.

by Cragnon June 12, 2023

Anti-dis-re-contemporised

Excellent way of creating a new meaning for an old word

Guy 1: Mate, you just contextualised that sentence in an anti-dis-re-contemporised way.

Guy 2: WYeah, I guess I did.

Guy 1: Cool story

Leigh: Dats not a worrrrddddd broooooooooo!

Guy 3: Shut up Leigh

by Raf89 June 15, 2011

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

High Level Content Anxiety

Experiencing fear at the thought of completing advanced or high level content when playing a video game or otherwise doing any activity.

"I'm feeling some high level content anxiety...I don't think I can tank this dungeon"
"Laura, you don't have to be afraid of doing the content! If you mess up, no one will eat your eyes"

by Booples January 29, 2020

sadness out of context

epic lyric from the song mariners apartment complex. can be understood as confusing melancholy and nostalgia for profound sadness and depression. or can be a lyric that in art and poetry is bigger than in meaning.

you took my sadness out of context / at the mariners apartment complex

by lyra.Cleo March 11, 2020

canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021