soda condom

a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.

that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

irish condom

Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).

Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.

by Richard Postdam August 6, 2007

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"

by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019

condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.

Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.

by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019

Condomscend

To belittle, emasculate, insult, or talk down to someone while providing them a condom or in regards to their use, or non-use, of condoms. Also: condomscension, condomscending

On the bar was a fishbowl of free condoms with a condomscending handwritten sign that said "Idiots shouldn't breed".

If you want your boyfriend to stop showing off and pressuring you for sex just to show off in front of his buddies, next time just tell him, "Yes." Then condomscend him in front of them by adding, "...but let's get the small ones this time so they don't fall off. I am not trying to have another *small* pregnancy scare, again..."

The original condomscension was roman graffiti under the bust of an unlocked senator. It read " His tata debet extraxerunt." Or "His daddy should have pulled out".

by Nice501s September 20, 2025