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The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
by Weeb22 April 24, 2022
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vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs
Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom
by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023
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shoe condoms

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
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condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021
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The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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