Shitty Comeback

an overused or just retarded comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"

by genlo January 18, 2009

hell come Monday

A phrase that is normally used with 'like' in front of it that is used to emphasize the extreme degree of the previous phrase.

It hurts like hell come Monday.

He looks like hell come Monday.

I'm busy as hell come Monday.

by ashstorm October 15, 2009

the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

make me come

force yourself to ejaculate

It is gonna make me come.

by the June 4, 2021

comedienne

This is in the other dictionary meaning a female comedian. If anyone has ever heard of one of these, please let me know.

Guy 1: Jo Brand is a comedienne.
Me: Wait dude, are you telling me a girl actually makes a living telling jokes?
Guy 1: Yeah
Me: She must have really big tits

by Fergus J May 28, 2006

come here

the first time a girl is fingered. insert your finger in her vagina and make the "come here" motion

dude, last night I had Stacey come here, she loved it!

by Finger princess June 26, 2015

to come on

1)to ejaculate on something or someone
2)to get ones menstrual period (this expression is used this way in certain parts of the UK)
3)to come online, particularly to sign into an instant messaging program, to enter a chatroom, etc.

1)If you pull out, don't come on the quilt my grandma made me.
2)You seem a bit moody today; are you about to come on?
3)I wish Fox would come on so I can kick her ass at literati.

by pooge June 11, 2006