Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 12, 2013

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

Colonsation

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.

"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."

by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019

Colton

he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).

person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...

by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019

Colton

The smallest dicked simp out there

Colton has such a small dick no wonder he be simping.

by Allison6789 March 2, 2020

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

Colton

Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.

Sum1: you said u were over Colton

Me: yk that'll never happen

Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.

by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021