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Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007
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oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
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Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.
It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!
by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011
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Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021
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Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
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Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014
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Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
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