Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Clocking Out

A discrete way of referring to suicide.

this week sucked, ill being clocking out tonight

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Clock

To hit or punch someone

I’m really bouta clock Jamal…

by Coolguydudeman1 March 18, 2024

clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day

He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.

by ClownShoes123 July 8, 2010