Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

Clock

a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.

The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Verify Your Clock

Tno reference made by cringe Taboritsky larpers

Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:

by Pool-Hul June 3, 2024

clock z's

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

by Caliado December 1, 2014

clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023