Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Clocked

blocked

My nose is clocked

by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022

Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.

Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.

by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023