chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care

"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."

by PBC & Scallop November 3, 2012

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013

chiphanding

When at a party somebody reaches into a bowl of chips, pretzels, etc. and touches a large amount of chips, then only grabs a few.

Guy 1: Hey can you pass me the chips?
Guy 2: No, somebody was chiphanding them.

by PC-DerpyDog November 18, 2013

chipforbrains

1. A person who is less intelligent than their phone
2. Someone who requires an app to perform even the most basic tasks

"Why would you listen to him he's a complete chipforbrains"

by danscorpio December 15, 2013

chipetlo

chipotle mayo

the mixture of chipotle peppers and mayonnaise to form chipetlo.

by chipetlo January 26, 2014

chipek

Probably a retard.

Hey, that guy drew a nut cube. He's nuts!!
No, he's just a chipek.

by H0_0I May 20, 2014

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016