Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

by Dan....... November 1, 2020

Chocolate Tetris

When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.

"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."

by Bwadbwoy June 8, 2018

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020

Chocolate rummiyum

One partner spreads chocolate all over themselves the other rubs all over them. You then lick all the chocolate off each-other and do the yummie mummy

We did the Chocolate rummiyum to have some fun then we finished with a yummie mummy

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 13, 2017