calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well

Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry

by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009

a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair

Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair

by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020

FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

very nice office/gaming chair

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!

by FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair March 2, 2022

Chairniel

To receive the 2 glorious cards of Ace and Queen, preferably in the suit of diamonds while playing Texas Hold'Em.

He didn't get the bedsheet catalogue but the Chairniel, so her lost the hand.

by littlejerryseinfeld August 28, 2008

amish electric chair

a device for quickly tricking your friends, with a classic ruse such as kinship or two-facedness

Dude, I had no idea they did you like that.

"yeah, i plopped right down in an amish electric chair"

by ok b i's November 20, 2009

homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems

2. Very Bad

1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.

2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

by RibbitMan February 6, 2005

Chair

A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.

If you thumbs-down this definition, you are as fucking retarded as possible. I just defined a chair, and it makes NO sense if this has a thumbs-down, so fuck off with your thumbs-downs.

by Definitionman1 September 14, 2011