by ilovecartermassey March 8, 2021
Get the carter masseymug. An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
by Anonymous person 10201020101 May 22, 2018
Get the Cartermug. A guy who's first language is sarcasm, he seems cold, snarky and is kind of an ass..but he's actually super warm and sweet deep down. He's a
protective guy who's smart and athletic, he has a lot of friends that follow him around all the time so he's always having a fun time, Carter's are usually really funny and great to be around.. They're tall, kinda slim and always have really handsome eyes....And yeah really fucking attractive over all.
protective guy who's smart and athletic, he has a lot of friends that follow him around all the time so he's always having a fun time, Carter's are usually really funny and great to be around.. They're tall, kinda slim and always have really handsome eyes....And yeah really fucking attractive over all.
Girl: hey who was that cute guy who just scored the winning shot? It was amazing!!
Boy: that was Carter, he's the best on the team..he's awesome!
Boy: that was Carter, he's the best on the team..he's awesome!
by Urmomwod June 21, 2021
Get the Cartermug. Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
Get the Carteredmug. by Rylee’s favorite February 19, 2020
Get the Rylee cartermug. The best girlfriend in the world she is such a kind hearted and loving person she is always there when you have a bad day and will always make it better and she is extremely pretty all the boys want her and if you have her you are very lucky because gabby carter my girlfriend is one of a kind
by Gabby boyfriend November 21, 2021
Get the Gabby cartermug. A backstabbing bitch. He makes you feel uncomfortable. Carter's always try to impress for attention. Carter's never pay attention to you only their games. When they are blamed for something they blame it on their parents or siblings. Never date a carter
Carter's ex: ugh it's him
Carter's gf: what did he do?
Carter's ex: when I broke up with him he said he stabbed himself but then I met him up again and he said his brother and mom said that
Carter's gf:...
Carter's ex: just wait it'll happen.
Carter's gf: what did he do?
Carter's ex: when I broke up with him he said he stabbed himself but then I met him up again and he said his brother and mom said that
Carter's gf:...
Carter's ex: just wait it'll happen.
by 💗♥️🤓 June 10, 2018
Get the Cartermug.