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I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy
by adoreable delano January 14, 2017
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Mr. California

The kind of guy who was once cool but moves to Los Angeles around age 30 under the auspices of a UCLA graduate program and rebels against his parents, society, and traditional values for the very first time in his life. After his first ever encounter with a woman, Mr. California immerses himself in retrograde sociopolitical ideologies and affects a taste for lame lo-fi music. He consciously begins to speak with an unrealistically heavy California accent and is careful to sprinkle conversations with references to Noam Chomsky and Naomi Klein. Mr. California makes it a point to speak at a higher register than everyone else, which he attempts to mitigate with stylistic usage of the word “fuck.” On the rare occasion that you receive an incoming call from Mr. California, your first inclination is to cast your cell phone into the East River.
Guy #1:
That album is so fuckin’ superlative, so trans--fuckin--cendent, really. I can’t wait for Elliot Smith to come through town again. He’s hella relevant, dude.

Guy #2:
He died almost eight years ago, Mr. California.
by Bowery movement June 1, 2011
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Californication

The proselytization of California's dysfunctional neo-socialism into other (more functional) cultures, either to geographic neighbors through the influence of the ever-fleeing citizenry or to the entire globe through the insidious and unending preaching of the "entertainment" industry.

Socialists, of course, will not rest until everyone around them have also completely embraced failure. Note California's economic condition - the practice of its ideologies have driven the state to destitution, yet they feel obligated to preach to the rest of us how we should become more like they are.
Arizona has suffered massive social and economic damage from years of relentless front-line Californication.
by Mourns the Land of the Brave October 31, 2011
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California Mudslide

In sexual intercoarse when a man shits on a womans forhead and she lets it run down her breasts
'Ah Jamies tits are so nice I'd love to california mudslide that shit"
by will harriott July 2, 2008
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Calico Kids

A group of children from a single mother but several different fathers of varied races thus the children all have different skin tones and don't quite look like siblings.
Because of all the racially diverse men that impregnated Shaniqua, she has calico kids.
by Peace Faith August 24, 2008
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California Girl

a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
by ratchetherewegogo January 14, 2015
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