Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

Clocking

To completely finish a video game

Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"

by donedeed February 12, 2020

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020