clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Third Chair

A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.

“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”

by dubsallday August 11, 2023

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

Spinny Chair Girl

The girl in a friendship group of only guys who gets passed around like a roulette

“Have u seen Emma she’s such a spinny chair girl”

by Monsterultrapink July 11, 2022

Chair

Every chair is a seat, but not every seat is a chair.

Take a seat. Pull up a chair.

by Killianchair July 14, 2022