When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.
by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024
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A term used, usually while gaslighting someone, to make an individual forget about something you just said or did.
The meaning comes from the sudden and random way those words are ordered, the goal is to make someone thinks they just had a nightmare and then destabilize them with the word bridge.
This sentence is most often yelled loudly in someone's face while opening and closing your hands towards them as if splashing water onto them.
The meaning comes from the sudden and random way those words are ordered, the goal is to make someone thinks they just had a nightmare and then destabilize them with the word bridge.
This sentence is most often yelled loudly in someone's face while opening and closing your hands towards them as if splashing water onto them.
"Hey did you just eat my last cookie?"
"What? No, what are you talking about you're imagining things, you ate it. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE! Let's go get more cookies."
"What? No, what are you talking about you're imagining things, you ate it. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE! Let's go get more cookies."
by sherlockholmesishere March 28, 2024
When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.
by Taint tamer September 12, 2019
A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 07, 2017
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