The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005

Boob Magic

A set of processes by which mammary structures emit y-chromosome interacting pheromones, causing obedience and tolerance to long boring conversations in males. The exact mechanisms of Boob Magic are still unknown and every man is encouraged to join the struggle in uncovering this age old titillating riddle.

Ben didn't want to hear about the supposed intelligence of his girlfriend's cat, but her boob magic convinced him otherwise.

by Jew Ben and the Obamica February 17, 2009

Boob 3

The condition of having a third nipple located somewhere on your body.

That tumor made her look like she had Boob 3.

by Simian Infernus May 3, 2009

Boob Whore

A female who has above average breasts, but lacks in personality. She is sneaky and will try and get your man alone so she can show him the goods, even if she is married or in a relationship. Usually her man has no idea that she whores out her fun bags.

Poor Greg, he has no idea that he is married to a boob whore.

by Kilroid March 6, 2011

Nude-Boob

Much like a side-boob except with the whole boob showing, usually resulting in a much larger sexual arousal.

"You see that girl over there flashing?"
"Yeh man, such a great nude-boob."

by The Great Mundane January 19, 2009

boob-head

a person who is 'uncool' but thinks they are cool. generally dress in polo shirts, caps up high on their head, sneakers.

look at that guy, what a boob-head!

by Rayc.h April 3, 2009

Epic Boobs

Can heterosexual females in to lesbians in 0.39 seconds.

Female1:"OMG! SHE HAS EPIC BOOBS!"
Female2:*Stare*"Lets do it"

by Mr.Info December 21, 2008