Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
Get the Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Daymug. December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017
Get the national give your husband a blowjob daymug. by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
Get the October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Daymug. Used as currency in prison
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018
Get the Blowjobmug. Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018
Get the grandma blowjobmug. by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021
Get the blowjob girlfriendmug. That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
Get the Beaver Blowjobmug.