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beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!
by Kbunnei July 8, 2016
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Beardmored

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.
"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."
by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019
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gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.
by kbeard February 8, 2007
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Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.
Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.
by That Dude99 November 8, 2009
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Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
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Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.
Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard
by dandfingman July 1, 2011
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