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Business Kink

The strong desire to bang people you do business with, and generally mixing business and pleasure.
My Business Kink gotz me propositioning all kindza bishez to my business bed.
by NatAtNight May 25, 2024
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Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal
by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
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Businessboy

I am 16 and I am a businessboy
by Allen Pandu July 1, 2024
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business baby

its just business baby
please start accompanied
meow meow business baby im a business baby meow
by meowmrowmeowwww January 25, 2026
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Business Development Marxism

A pragmatic, non-dogmatic current that seeks to deploy Marxist analysis as a competitive advantage within capitalist enterprises. It sounds like an oxymoron—Marxism as a management tool—but its proponents argue that understanding surplus value extraction makes you a better operations manager; that grasping the contradictions of labor exploitation helps you design more resilient supply chains; that recognizing the alienation inherent in Taylorist work organization allows you to build more cohesive, innovative teams. Business Development Marxism does not pretend that consulting for a corporation is revolutionary praxis. It is, rather, a strategic compromise: use the tools of the master to improve conditions within the house, build worker power, and perhaps, over the long term, lay the foundations for something else. It is Gramsci's "war of position" fought in boardrooms and R&D departments.
Business Development Marxism Example: A Business Development Marxist works as a product manager at a logistics startup. She uses Marx's distinction between concrete and abstract labor to reframe the company's efficiency metrics: instead of optimizing solely for speed (abstract labor time), she advocates for metrics that capture skill development, worker autonomy, and job satisfaction (concrete labor quality). She introduces co-determination practices in her team, arguing that flat hierarchies reduce turnover and increase innovation. She does not call this socialism; she calls it "agile management." Her colleagues think she's an excellent executive. She is, in her own estimation, a mole.
by Dumu The Void February 12, 2026
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Business 9/11

"Business 9/11" is a term generally used to mean a catastrophic and disruptive occurrence to a company, causing widespread and enduring destruction to the business world, much like the way the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks drastically shook up the United States and the world.

Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.

Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.

In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.
Since he bought that company, its value has gone down 79%. He actually did a business 9/11!
by Jfguipr November 30, 2024
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business lesbian

a career-focused woman who hates men
Sandra Bullock is a business lesbian at the beginning of many of her films
by Wilkilow000 December 2, 2024
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