Big Booty Bandit

Big Booty Bandit, aka LocoCrazyness is someone that rapes and forcefully fucks the anus of anyone chosen.

Helen is going to be raped by the big booty bandit.

by Gavoveeev October 25, 2020

Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

bridge bandits

a bunch of yutes thinking they're hard but they're wannabe london yutes.

have ye heard of the bridge bandits? nah, who are they? ion know tbh bunch of wannabe london tings.

by dont take me serious lol October 31, 2020

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011