Bandit

A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.

“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”

by Half brick July 6, 2023

Golf Bandit

Anyone called Ross

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit

by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

bandit

Someone who profits from lies, deception and all round hoodwinking

Oi luke, what's your handicap mate. 17 why? Cos you're a 'kin bandit. I know ain't it grand!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) July 10, 2017

Bandit

Somebody, particularly female, who has stone cold tendencies

Mar, stay away from that bandit! They're real unpredictable.

That bandit cant be trusted dont be goin around just givin shit to her

by Jones3507 June 13, 2023

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012