Banditical

The most mischevious person known to mankind who loves crimes like arson, assault, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, human trafficking, murder, and a few more

"Yo you heard about Banditical in the news?"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"

by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023

naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018

butt digging bandit

someone who digs in peoples asses without permission

carter found out that brody is the butt digging bandit when he saw him dig in peoples asses

by sensei jackie chan September 15, 2025

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020