Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

STICKY FINGER BANDIT

Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto

Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"

by UrbanDictionary.OG October 14, 2023

milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023