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king of second bananas

Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe McLary August 24, 2009
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sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
by eClaire May 6, 2006
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im a banana

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Yeah, Yeah!

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

ARW, ARW!

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Pow, Pow, Powwwer .
Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

STOP!.

im a banana
by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013
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Marching Band

1. A cult of the top students in the school, playing as one, moving as one, becoming one.

2. The greatest thing I've ever experienced.
Marching kids hate MB during practice, love MB during competitions, and miss MB when its over.
by Naked Ken March 14, 2004
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commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)
Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005
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banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time
yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous
by jinky_boclair August 15, 2007
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Banging F

Banging F is a newly used term by young fraudsters, The letter f simply comes from the word fraud and banging means carrying out an activity, in this case carrying out fraud. Banging F is a term used in reference to deets or stolen credit card details from another person, used by someone who stole it or bought the stolen credit card details.
Whats good bruddah, banging F with you is serious, try to bang me a Nike tech tracksuit.

Yo bro can you bang me that Moncler Jacket i'll pay you for the deets
by YOURMUMSMANSGIRLSBOY October 10, 2017
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