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Vadge Badge 

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.
"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter
I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger

bacon banger 

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.
The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.
bacon banger by mizfinething September 4, 2008

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!
two-bagger by Borne February 14, 2006

two bagger 

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.
Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.
two bagger by mnx October 11, 2005

Tea Bagger 

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.
Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.
Tea Bagger by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010