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Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.
Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!
by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019
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Rainbow birthday

Adding up your birthday and turning that age.
Example- if your birthday is June 11th and you were born in 2005. 6+11+05=22, your rainbow birthday is when you turn 22!
by Bettyyyyyy February 27, 2023
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breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday
What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday
by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024
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Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
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When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019
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birthday

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off
by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016
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