One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
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noun: (ben-der):derived from the practice of poor ice skaters whose legs bend inward at the ankle while skating on ice:
One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.
One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.
Hey cool dudes, want to go chill by the beach with some mimosas?
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.
by Lou Diamond Phillips December 28, 2005
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Get the bender billy mug.When every year is a bender year. Excuses aren't even defined in the dictionary of somebody caught in a bender life. It's balls-to-the-wall living - loving everything and caring about nothing.
Did you see Toby last night, and the night before, and the night before? He's got one hell of a bender life.
by J.P. Seelboff June 3, 2007
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LOLZORS look at that bendibus!!11!!1
by Bumsoft June 24, 2007
Get the bendibus mug.One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.
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