Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Awkie Sitch

An abbreviated term used to describe an awkward situation after the fact, often used in a mocking or sarcastic manner.

Person A: ... and then it just went silent.
Person B: Awkie sitch, bro.

by mickeydubs November 13, 2011

Awkrighty

A person who is left-handed (lefty), in that awkward stage of learning how to be right-handed (righty).

Jerry: It's so hard and awkward, to write with my right hand when I'm really left-handed!

Ben: Yeah, you're so awkrighty!

by E-mizzle July 5, 2011

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Awkoholic

1) One who is addicted or has an affinity to awkward situations.

2) A label for one who is very awkward in nature.

Hi, my name is John, and I am an awkoholic.

by Awkoholic John December 29, 2011

Awkwedge

That awkward moment, when you realise either you or the person you are communicating with, has been a total wedge.

i.e possibly stealing from a family member and getting caught.

you know its time to back away from the conversation when things become awkwedge.

Hey that girl over there has her skirt tucked in the back of her knickers, Awkwedge. i would tell her but shes a total wedge for not realising before she left the toilet.

by DEEJAYKAYDEE January 25, 2012

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011