alaskan salmon

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.

Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty

by eradicator96 February 6, 2015

Alaskan Panhandle

When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.

Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.

by BrickFight August 1, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

by tj2x May 12, 2011

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

alaska

A state that boarders Canada to the east. It is known for snow, sled dogs, and sled dog racing.

I have never been to Alaska, but my cousins in Canada have.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

alasken bob slide

rapeing each other while walking down a stair case.

alasken bob slide, is where two people will be walking down stairs while guy shoves banana penis up straw berry vagina.

by janney the molester September 7, 2009

Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011