An asshole made of wood.
by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011
Get the Wooden asshole mug.A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
Get the Asshole Fairies mug.The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.
I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."
by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009
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Get the Rats Asshole mug.A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011
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by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006
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