angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

by Doomie November 27, 2004

angry 4th of july

when a male is doing a female from behind and before he cums he lifts up his arm and punches her in the nose so it bleeds then wehn she turns around all confused he jizzez in her eye then punches it to give her a black eye and forcing the jizz to splatter everywhere. red white and blue

she came over and i gave her an angry 4th of july she would never forget

by Spankanator September 19, 2008

Angry Driver

When you see a car you want and the driver did the mistake to leave his or her window open you jizz in the driver seat and run as fast as you can before he or she returns and sits in your baby batter

Nicky: dude that skyline is beautiful

Jenn: go angry driver that asshole

by Littlenicky April 5, 2009

Angry Pirate of Penzance

Its a variation of the Angry Pirate. Except with the Angry Pirate of Penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. Caution with this one. Since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his ass in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. This may cause him to go sex nuts and retard strong and give you a Doug Henning in return.

I'm not gay, but I gave Bias an Angry Pirate of Penzance last night. I did not think he was gay until I saw that he enjoyed it.

by assclown69 June 12, 2008

angry penis

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.

Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.

by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014

Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

by El_Gerardo_44 June 12, 2020

angry butt barber

when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.

I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride

by motoboat August 24, 2010