butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

butt vomitorium

a room containing a toilet; a bathroom

After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.

by billy br July 8, 2011

X-butt

The butt you get from playing way too much Xbox.

Me: are you ever gonna use that kinect or are you just gonna let that X-butt keep going?

Her: Imma do whatevah I want... pass me them cheetos.

by wailamoa January 10, 2012

D-Butt

The act of anal sex

D-Butt stands for,Dick in the butt.

I am going to give you some D-Butt.

by Koala princess March 10, 2016

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

butt stamp

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.

by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

Blazing Butts

The act of farting super fast , super loud, and super long.

Shaq and Kevin Hart were eating Taco Bell, then shaq farts and then Kevin Hart says damn shaq you’re Blazing Butts.

by Matho laga February 3, 2023