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Damn Alex is lookin kinda homosexual today
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
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The ugliest person in the world. Someone you loved before they broke your heart. They said that they would love you forever and wait for you but never did! Don’t trust someone named Alex! Hate people named Alex!
Ew omg is that Alex!
I hate him!
by Maddieeeeee cateyyyy May 5, 2018
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Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .
Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.
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Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
Wow I cant belive hes alexing me again
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
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Alex is a guy that always loses his verginity when he’s 14 and he only played roblox and minecraft. He is a spoiled piece of shit and has nothing to do other than showing off to his Latina girlfriends. And is always the person that has a vr to watch lesbian porn.
by 1234penus1234 November 4, 2018
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Alex is a two time toe and ass eating champ and likes to have oral sex with hus cat in his freetime.
My cousin came over and my cat started walking weird fucking alex....
by Eric andres alien dad May 23, 2019
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A mister sir that is not good at not littering. He throws computers out the window and eats his couch for dinner. You do not want to mess with him!
Woah, Alex just ate my bed! Stop him immediately!
by Big Momma 81 October 26, 2018
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