alaskan crab cake

A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.

"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."

by Omega45 May 30, 2016

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!

I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.

by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009

alaskan snowbird

having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.

Sara was not impressed when Donald pulled the ol' Alaskan snowbird on her.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012