Skip to main content

Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.
Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend
by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

A very very very so very gay child yah Gay gay gayest gay
Omg Richard is so Austin
by Hfjdh February 20, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.
Related Words

Austin

A boy that seems like a sweetheart but one you start dating or know better about him he’ll use you for drama and use it againt you. He’s a complete douchbag and thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him. He thinks he’s popular but no one cares about his existence. He’s a very small kid that is rude as fuck and he’ll break up with him but you date him best friend. He’s utterly dilusional
Person 1: Have you seen Austin using other girls
Person 2: yeah no shit Austin is a player
by Ih8t2muchpe0ple March 18, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

A lil dick white boy who always cry's and is a lil bitch
There goes that lil bitch named austin.
by youngbull89 April 30, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

A guy who breaks a girls heart over and over
austins such a cow, he broke Audrey's heart.
by Audrey dun May 1, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

Popular name for boys from conservative white working class to middle class backgrounds. The name is prevalent in red Southern or Southwestern states, especially Texas. Holders of this name often have blonde crew cuts and aspire to play little league baseball and high school football. Their Dads often drive Ford F-150 pickups. These boys typically have below average to average academic skills and IQs. Many aspire to work in law enforcement or enlist in the military.
C’mong, Austin, run over that boy!

Similar names: Colton; Reagan; Travis.
by Rashawn63 May 7, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

Someone with a small dick. A failure. Austin always agrees with the popular opinion and only has friends because they feel bad for him. It is really awkward to be around him.
Stop being an Austin
by Just tin May 13, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email