Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Awkie Sitch

An abbreviated term used to describe an awkward situation after the fact, often used in a mocking or sarcastic manner.

Person A: ... and then it just went silent.
Person B: Awkie sitch, bro.

by mickeydubs November 13, 2011

Awkrighty

A person who is left-handed (lefty), in that awkward stage of learning how to be right-handed (righty).

Jerry: It's so hard and awkward, to write with my right hand when I'm really left-handed!

Ben: Yeah, you're so awkrighty!

by E-mizzle July 5, 2011

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.

Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!

by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

Awkoholic

1) One who is addicted or has an affinity to awkward situations.

2) A label for one who is very awkward in nature.

Hi, my name is John, and I am an awkoholic.

by Awkoholic John December 29, 2011