Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

arrogance tax

When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.

William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.

by The Real GY May 16, 2014

fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food

older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig

by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024