The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.
I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."
by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009
by RatsAsshole July 29, 2019
An asshole made of wood.
by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011
“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
by suicidalpurpleman December 01, 2018
by SHIT DICKY ASS June 04, 2021
A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 01, 2011
A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
by The Poison Sword May 19, 2006