(An)Drew is the most amazing, kindest, sweetest, loving soul you’ll ever meet. Yes, from time to time he screws up...it can be pretty major...but he always makes up for it. One day, his girlfriend hopes to get married to him and have kids. She loves him more than anything in the world. (If you’re reading this, I love you silly goose)
Person: “Hey did you hear Andrew (Drew) s girl talkin about him?”
P2: “Yeah, they're head over heals for each other.”
P2: “Yeah, they're head over heals for each other.”
by Sillygoose’s angel muffin October 17, 2019
Get the Andrew (Drew)mug. Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
Get the Andrew Constancemug. A handsome large fellow with the most likely the most attractive beard of all time. However, do not be fooled by his size 13 new balances, he does not have a large penis. Andrew, also known as brandy, swollmier, chungus, John Cena’s disowned child, and the gayest man in the locker room, holds the record for the most consumption of protein powder.
by Brandys-EX October 23, 2019
Get the Andrew Brandmeiermug. by DDD42069 January 25, 2021
Get the Andrew Olandomug. by coolbeans12311 June 19, 2019
Get the andrew westmug. by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018
Get the andrew cottammug.