Blumpkin

When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom

Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom

by Freewheel December 17, 2024

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog

i cant wait to see my blumpkin

by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 05, 2016

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 27, 2018

Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.

Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?

by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018