When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
Get the Wheel of Fathermug. What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the father fapmug. Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
by Bg0991 April 7, 2019
Get the Photo Op Fathermug. by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022
Get the Fathermug. being the grandad of Satan.
by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025
Get the Father of my Fathermug. "What's that? What's a father" A way to ask about what's a father
"Noah do you have a relationship with your friggin packets yo?"
"What's that? What's a packet yo." A way to ask about friggin packets yo
"Noah do you have a relationship with your friggin packets yo?"
"What's that? What's a packet yo." A way to ask about friggin packets yo
by fbipoisontester February 4, 2025
Get the What's that? What's a fathermug. by Father97 August 6, 2025
Get the Fathermug.