Tennis Shoe Money

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

by Izri Simms February 13, 2011

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

Shoe La La

The name of the store Michael Scott plans on founding. If created, it would supply shoes to men for "all the special occasions of there lives."

I'm going to Shoe La La to get some shoes for my wedding.

by Anna Norwood March 16, 2009

2k generic shoes

Some trash ass default red shoes in every NBA 2k game but if realesed in real life it would be sold out in 3 mins (Facts)

Eww what are those 2k generic shoes???

by Lebronjames37 February 23, 2017

Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 11, 2013

cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 23, 2007