Lil-P

Nickname for a 1/2” Dick.

Watch out for Lil-P he’ll take your cheeks.

by Lil-p February 09, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

hc&p

Hard cocks & penis

Guy1: Hey man I'm getting my HC&P on tonight!
Guy2: Hard cocks and penis?
Guy1: Yeah!
Guy2: Isn't that gay?
Guy1: Only on Sunday.

by Juscus1 May 08, 2012

P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

by Cali special December 26, 2021

p cray

pretty crazy.

She's p cray.

Yep.

by Sheniqualateisha December 05, 2013

Kurage-P

The best Vocaloid producer ever.
He makes the best songs ever.
His real name is Wada Takeaki.
He mostly uses Yuzuki Yukari, Hatsune Miku, and Otamachi Una, but he also uses Kagamine Rin and flower.
His notable works include "Hate It! Hate It! Huge Ego!", "Check Check Check One Two", and "Chururira Chururira Daddadda".
He also uses these names: くらげP, electripper, 和田たけあき, JellyfishP

Only gay people listen to him.

"Who's the best Vocaloid producer?"
"Kurage-P, definitely."
"Yes!!! Are you gay, too?"
"Heck yeah!"

by MoonSkunkie July 26, 2022

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018