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Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.
Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.
by bossman billy October 31, 2013
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Black eyed beans

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me
by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019
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Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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