Cock

Something u put in a pussy and fuck the shit out that

Girl:wow that cock is huge

by Real sav January 23, 2020

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

Cock

A bird you dumbass.

“I love me some cock!”

by bbcongod January 24, 2020

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020

Slap Cock

It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it

“Alex” - “You pussy”
“Younes” - “slap cock”

by Urban Dictionary Official site January 28, 2020

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

Pussy cock

When your dick is so tiny it looks like a fucking pussy

Yo tryna suck ma dick yerrr got you g, yo your dick so small that shit look like a pussy cock

by Fuck nigga smelly dick February 9, 2020