face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I November 02, 2015

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 03, 2014

mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

by Mama Lyds December 11, 2015

Death Face

When a person’s face begins to resemble a living skeleton.

Coach looks bad. He’s got full blown Death Face.

by Pinky115 October 13, 2023

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 07, 2022

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini December 16, 2007