Roo Tummy Syndrome

A terrible tummy problem. Where your stomach hurts like somebody is stabbing you and you're screaming at the top of your lungs while endlessly shitting out yellowish brown diarrhea for over a week straight.

Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.

A: Roo are you okay
B: No. I got Roo Tummy syndrome.

by Twogoldenflowers January 11, 2023

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

Sulkhulk Syndrome

Someone who is buff and that is depressed he didn't lift weights.

Hey man, I Might have Sulkhulk Syndrome, I missed my gym session.

by Mr. Hoodwink January 12, 2023

Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.

Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome

by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023

Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.

1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?

by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023

Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect

I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting

by LePost James July 4, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023