Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
by LegendAryi April 02, 2015
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
by penis beaker October 10, 2013
israel: I poo'ed and cumed
shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass
israel: i didnt wipe daddy
shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass
israel: i didnt wipe daddy
shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
by CUMM butty July 27, 2022
“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”
by Cock trout June 25, 2019