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jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.
Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.
by hyphrr January 18, 2018
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Cock cheese

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time
Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin
by Cock cheeese June 6, 2018
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Cock-da

A sex act. The man pours vodka over his penis, yells "For Mother Russia!" as he proceeds to ram into his partner's vagina.
"Hey, did you hear about what Comrade Jason did? He gave Comrade Jackie the Cock-da"
by A Flaky Bitch February 3, 2019
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Cock, Paper, Scissors

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.
I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!
by TomWon April 29, 2022
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Cock

a long (or short) stick thingy that girls really don't want, especially if its from you
Ew look at your boyfriend's cock
by IDontLikeYourUglyCock March 24, 2022
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Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017
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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
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