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His Sex gender on the I.d was M.
by Coalmining49 September 30, 2025
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Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.
Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”
by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025
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sex stories

ew get off urban dictionary and go into the real world (stop looking up sex stories too)
by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024
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Pythagorean Throat Sex

When she or he gives their male partner extremely award winning deep throat. So good that it can be almost calculated down to the second of him busting a nut.
Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes. My head game is genius!

Girl 2: girl you sure did. It was calculated right. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex.
by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021
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National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.
Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”
by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022
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Sex

Sex tastes like toads
by Greg Rp May 2, 2025
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Sex

Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)
by poosay tight poosay clean January 13, 2023
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