Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 08, 2016

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dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 02, 2021

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Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 07, 2022

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Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 23, 2024

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ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 02, 2019

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